Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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