Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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