Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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