bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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