I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I still have a little drunk in my system
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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