I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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