We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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