member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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