Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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