Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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