Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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