i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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