who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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