Just fell off a train. Bad.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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