I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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