Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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