If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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