Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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