im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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