Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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