so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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