some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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