im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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