just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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