WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
did i walk over a car last night?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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