I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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