Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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