how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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