We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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