So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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