I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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