im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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