Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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