I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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