Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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