please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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