I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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