yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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