hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
In America we eat man semen.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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