Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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