I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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