he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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