What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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