butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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