Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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