I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
they're like a gay fantastic four
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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