ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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