walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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