It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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