We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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