You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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